Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Reflections: Wanted, a Sage!



I am bouncing the thoughts of my reflective friend Rajesh, off you.Are you a sage? IF you are,please help Rajesh!
(there are 50 questions for which he requires answers):

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?


Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?


Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?


Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?


When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?


Are eyebrows considered facial hair?


If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?


Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?


Can you daydream at night?


When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?


Why vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?


Can animals commit suicide?


What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?


If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?


How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?


If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?


If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?


Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.


Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?


Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?


Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?


If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?


If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?


Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?


If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?


Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?


Do you yawn in your sleep?


What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?


What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of Siamese twins? Who gets to be king?


Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?


When a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?


Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?


What do people in China call their good plates?


Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?


If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?


If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?


Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?


Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?


In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?


If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?


What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?


If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?


If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?


Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?


Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


Does the postman deliver his own mail?


Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?


Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?


When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


What is another word for "thesaurus"?


shalom

Taiwo Ogunkoya
Dreamsdreamer


NB: U may post your responses to www.facebook.com/Taiyelolu

Friday, February 5, 2010

Because WE Have Brains???!





It was a Sports Stadium.
Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in a running
event.


* Ready! * Steady! * Bang !!!


With the sound of Toy pistol,


All eight girls started running.


Hardly had they covered ten to fifteen steps,


when one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down,


Due to bruises and pain she started crying.


When the other seven girls heard the little girl cry they stopped
running, stood for a while and turned back.


Seeing the girl on the track they all ran to help.


One among them bent down, picked her up and kissed her gently


And enquired as to how she was..


They then lifted the fallen girl pacifying her.


Two of them held her firmly while all seven joined hands together and
walked together towards the winning post........ .


There was pin drop silence at the spectator's stand.


Officials were shocked.


Slow claps multiplied to thousands as the spectators stood up in
appreciation.


Many eyes were filled with tears


And perhaps even God's!


YES.!! This happened in Hyderabad [ INDIA ], recently!


The sport was conducted by

National Institute of Mental Health.



All these special girls had come to participate in this event


They were
spastic children.


Yes, they were Mentally Challenged .


What did they teach the WORLD.?


Teamwork.?


Humanity.?


Equality among all.??


Successful people help others who are
slow in learning


So that they are not left far behind.


This is really a great message... Spread it.!



We never do this because we have brains !!!!

THINK ABOUT THIS!


Best Regards,


Taiwo Ogunkoya
DreamsDreamer