Reflections: Wanted, a Sage!

I am bouncing the thoughts of my reflective friend Rajesh, off you.Are you a sage? IF you are,please help Rajesh!
(there are 50 questions for which he requires answers):

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?


Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?


Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?


Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?


When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?


Are eyebrows considered facial hair?


If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?


Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?


Can you daydream at night?


When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?


Why vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?


Can animals commit suicide?


What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?


If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?


How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?


If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?


If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?


Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.


Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?


Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?


Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?


If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?


If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?


Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?


If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?


Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?


Do you yawn in your sleep?


What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?


What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of Siamese twins? Who gets to be king?


Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?


When a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?


Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?


What do people in China call their good plates?


Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?


If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?


If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?


Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?


Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?


In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?


If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?


What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?


If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?


If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?


Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?


Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


Does the postman deliver his own mail?


Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?


Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?


When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


What is another word for "thesaurus"?


shalom

Taiwo Ogunkoya
Dreamsdreamer

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